FRYYYYYYYDAY

''ITS FRYYDAY FRYYDAY. GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRYYDAY''

If you DON'T KNOW who Rebecca Black is, you've been living under a freakin' rock.


If you HAVE heard of her are you done dying yet?

If you LIKE her! She'll be everywhere you go! Just pinch your nose and sing away. Like, literally AWAY. As in AWAY FROM ME

She looks like one of the Kardashians...only uglier less attractive.

OH OH OH HAHA i was just googling her and she stated in an interview "Those 


hurtful comments really shocked me. At times, it 


feels like I'm being cyberbullied." 


Poor child. WHY ISN'T SHE LIKE THIS? SINCE ITS FRYYYDAY


 


SHE SHE SHE SO EXCITED YEAH.


Ah. An epic fail in the Entertainment Industry. THE INTERNET ''SENSATION'' Oh why?
Imagine her performing live! HAHAHA
Its going to be a VERY, VERY depressing concert. It'll probably be full of 3 year olds who barely know how to speak.


Watch the video here

DONE DONE DONE? DID SHE BRING YOU TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION? LIKE THE REBECCA BLACK EXPERIENCE? ENJOYED IT?
HAHAHA. EPIC. FAIL.


Comments? Thoughts? Or did all your brain cells die watching it?

In words of Luan Legacy ''This b**** is missing half of her brain''
True dat. True dat.

Everyone in the video is probably desperate for money or something. DO THEY GET PAID FOR THAT? BOY, DIGNITY IS PRICELESSS.

They look like a bunch of 10-15 year olds high on cereal and gummy bears.



GUMMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They're sweet and delicious and a whole lotta mmmmmmmm.....yeah! UNLIKE REBECCA BLACK.

That is all!
P/S: I just contributed on the cyberbullying of Rebecca Black*proud*

Fact: Stupid songs are addictive.

PARENTS EXIST TO DRIVE YOU UP THE WALL! AND STAY THERE, TILL YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO MOVE OUT! FTW

A.B.USERS

I know I'm a little late for this, but is Malaysia going berserk(ignoring the weather)? The PEOPLE, I mean. People nowadays are getting sicker by the minute. First a toy poodle and then stray kittens. Not to mention the hundreds, probably thousands of other UNREPORTED animal abuse cases.
ANIMAL MURDERER

Releasing stress from family problems is a LAME excuse.
Not that I don't feel where he's she's coming from but there are many ways to handle whatever she's doing. BASHING CATS WITH AN UMBRELLA(she should have used something more like a golf stick...KIDDING!!!!!) LIKE SHE'S IN A GOLF DRIVING RANGE IS UNACCEPTABLE!
Who would go to that extent? I mean...doesn't she have feeling? Or were her personal problems really blinding her? I don't know but her actions can't be taken back. I watched the video but I only lasted barely a minute. It DISGUSTED me!

What made me more disgusted was the sentence she was facing. TWO HUNDRED RINGGIT. HUNDRED not THOUSAND or a 6-month jail term or both. Pathetic. That is all I can say. What is RM200 nowadays? 5 days' worth of grocery shopping money?

If this was committed in the US, I bet she would be facing MUCH more than this petty punishment! YES, I WATCH ANIMAL PLANET! 

LETS NOT FORGET THIS GUY!

WHO IS STILL ON THE RUN. Not sure whether the poor pup is even able to walk..OR EVEN BREATHE.

Life goes on with the many unreported cases.
IF YOU SEE ANY ANIMAL BEING ABUSED, DOGS,CATS, BIRDS, RABBITS, GOATS even CHICKENS PLEASE HELP THEM! 


ANIMAL'S NEED A VOICE..
CONTACT THE SPCA = 03-4253 5312


OR THE MDDB* or MCCP** = 019- 357 6477 OR 012- 373 9007


*MDDB : MALAYSIAN DOGS DESERVE BETTER
**MCCP: MALAYSIAN CATS CARE PROJECT


That's it for now peeps. LOVE YOUR PETS! <3
(FOR BESSIE AND MUFFIN)

AWKWARRRRRD.

Imagine you're in a lift/elevator. The door opens, people come in, press their respective floor number and wait.
and wait. and wait. yeah, and wait.

I get that a lot. Now that my college is in a corporate building (address is not given to avoid stalking..che waaa...hahaha). From the ground floor up, there's nothing but awkward silence.

I get off on the 11th floor or 12th. The highest floor is 13. So far, no one had stopped on 13. Basically, I'm always the last one out of the lift. What do i do when I'm in the lift? DUH, i look at them and imagine them doing the chicken dance. This really kills the time in the lift (approximately 30 seconds till i reach my destination). I GOT KANTOI*-ED once. Just once. I laughed. Out loud. Literally lol-ed. WHY? I have a legitimate reason. Well, I laughed at her, yes, a woman. I imagined her doing the chicken dance. Here's the thing. She was in a PINK saree. Like so:

Apart from the colour of the BRIGHT PINK SAREE, she had many, MANY bangles on both her arms that contributed to the MAGNIFICENT LIGHT. It was like Mardi Gras in there. I didn't need to go to Rio De Janeiro for a show. She's practically a show on her own.

OKAY BACK TO CHICKEN DANCE. Imagine her doing the dance. What do you see? My imagination ran. So fast, I couldn't hold myself from laughing. She looked like a pink jingling beach ball. A ball, given her rather...umm...rotund? body. What's worse is that we were the only ones in the lift. THANK GOD SHE DIDN'T TURN AROUND, GIVING ME THE LOOK. I supposed she was nice?

On another note, doesn't KE dollar sign HA look like Miley Cyrus?
After watching her 'We R Who We R' video many a few times, I could finally put my finger on it.
Just compare:

 
However, one makes more sense than another.
HA. That's it for now peeps! :)

''Rarity is luxury'' -zac posen-
(whoever does not know zac posen, KILL yourself)

REPEAT!!!!

So, a few weeks ago i attended  friends open house as it was the ''tung tung chiang'' season. We caught up and most of us started college. Those away in NS missed it, sadly. Food was endless and so was talking with whoever!

There never was a silnet moment, y'know the awkward silence when everyone's talking and BAM!................silence.........................

yeah, didn't happen.

SOME FRIENDS WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED started college in an expensive one. Wait, there's only one expensive one in Malaysia. Yeah that one, you know lah.... So i heard about this new ''system'' in college. The amazing NO REPEAT CLOTHES SYSTEM.

Here's how it works.
Step one- Don't wear the same clothes you wore yesterday. NEVER. EVER.
Step two- There is only one step to this.

SIMPLE RIGHT?
not to mention shallow




People nowadays only look at a person's appearence. Okay fine, first impressions are important but YOU'RE NOT GOING TO MEET NEW PEOPLE EVERYDAY!

It really pisses me off. I mean, uniforms are hell ugly but you dont have to bloody care what you need to wear the next day. No need to think. No need to WASTE money. No need to keep up with appearences. And the person telling me about this ''system'' is actually following it and COMPLAINING.

seriously, you need to WAKE UP! What is the point of keeping up with this? SOMEONE MIGHT DRESS LIKE A HOBO BUT HAVE TONS CASH OF IN THE BANK! 


Why bother when you're tired of thinking of what to wear? Can't someone save that money and buy something more sustainable? (unlike clothes?)


FURTHERMORE, as if having different clothes aren't enough, THE BRAND plays an extremely important role.
      and its goes on and on. endless.

OH LETS NOT FORGET ACCESSORIES!!
handphones, ipods, ipads, handbags(for the girls and occasionally guys?), shoes, etc.

Well, frankly, i don't care. i just throw anything thats in front of me when i open the wardrobe, really.
and i have a pair of shoes i wear EVERYDAY!



Call me cheap, but I'm not STUPID!


au revoir people!! oh,just one more small thing. Lady Gaga's latest video.

I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way.

FINALLY!

Finally the concert is over. I literally gave a huge sigh of relief.


ADAM LAMBERT!


WHERE IS THE ALBUM? >:(


Yes, Adam Lambert's album which was said to be released somewhere in Feb 2011. However, February is already closing in on March!

I can't do anything but to sit and ponder in patience.
What.a.pooper.

HE, HOWEVER, RELEASED AND ACOUSTIC EP, TITLED ''ACOUSTIC LIVE!''



KENIIS  IISENT (sounds better than...keniis..IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!)


I'm in dire need of iisent time. Its been more than a month since i've seen iis.


IIS:


     I
     Is
    Super duper ''are you freaking serious'' fun

KENT:


     Kinda
     Everywhere
     Not
     Totally normal

yeahh..iis is away in indonesia(dong!) and will be back soon. Then, we can do stupid things!! Maybe we could...

1) Burn things with a magnifying glass


2) Repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning


3) Try to swallow our tongue 


OR


4)  Blink wildly and then close our eyes really tight for an interesting light show!
     (cuz baby you're a firework...nvm)


When iis is back we can go out and have fun. I remember the last time we went out was to an EDUCATION fair. One that looks like this


 
(It actually was held HERE)

Oh the times are over...

Tomorrow I'll be crashing Sze Li's house with Hui Jan The Janomaly Doctor In The Making!!
YEAY..We'll have a much needed catch up session since we haven't met since Chinese New Year.
 FINALLY!


AU REVOIR PEOPLE!!

So Far...

Hey everyone! I'm back after more than 2 months. Not that I was away or anything but i told myself that i needed to put up a new post. College life has started. Well, for most of us. SAM, A-Levels, AUSMAT, Diploma, Foundation, ADP. Everyone's everywhere now.

One of the reasons I miss high school is because we don't get to see each other everyday like we used to.

I, myself started college only to realize that it but OVERWHELMINGLY boring.
LAN subjects (i have NO idea what LAN means) are just a waste of time.
Ironically, we HAD to write an essay about why we needed to study the subjects namely 'MALAYSIAN HISTORY'
and 'MORAL STUDIES'. (also known as ethics) 




























What's worse is that tomorrow. We have to have to a ''concert''. 
yes, one that looks like this




(Its P!nk live!!)




YEAH. IKR.